So it's true: There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

And Spongebob likes everything!

LOL at "deep-fried fish balls". So what do they do with the rest of the castrated fish?

Where, pray tell, is this magical land of falling gas prices? Because the prices at my local pumps are going in the opposite direction.

This article's about three weeks early for April Fool's Day.

Once, instead of calling my boss "sir", I accidentally typed "you bloated, empty-headed waste of space". It was an honest mistake.

On the other hand, hookers don't accept Visa.

The kid at the counter gets confused if I want cheese on my chicken sandwich. I don't even want to think of the headache I'd get trying to make him give me a "secret" item.

What is this "disposable income" of which you speak?