She needs a good spanking right after a baby oil rubdown!

So go grab a hubby and be a housewife. There are worse thing you could do.

Adam says: "Dude, I need a couple of uppers."  Takes a couple of blue pills he thinks are dexidrene. "Dude, i've had a woody for two days! I can't go on stage!"  Duh!

Adam is too stupid to be doing drugs. If you don't know what you are taking then don't take it!

No, it means I don't want anyone to know where it is and how much money I have!

There are more greenhouse gases spewing out of that volcano right now than all the cars in your state. You want to help? Stop cutting down rain forests and feeding starving people so they can cause more desertification. The less plants there are to consume CO2 and produce oxygen the worse it will get. Why not buy ethan...more

You mean like Native Americans?

Being drunk at work is no fun and can be dangerous is you work in manufacturing.

A buddy of mine stuck a pigs head in Tam's casket before the burial in Fairfax. Sleep tight!