Paris: 1. I never thought of you as dumb - just a ****, spoiled bitch. 2. If you truly want to change your life, you don't need a public image consultant - just stop breaking the law, making a public fool of yourself, partying too hard, filming yourself being a ****, etc.  In other words, just do it! The consultant...more

"The Dike is Right" starring Rosie as the smug, combative know-it-all talk show host who does all the talking.  This would never work as a talk show but it might as a comedy on HBO. You heard it here first.

I don't know what Rosie's mate looks like.  For the sake of those kids, I hope Rosie isn't the 'mother' figure.

Paris is part of a terrorist plot to distract us from the iceberg the USS America is approaching.

speedy - I'd do her...did i mention that yet?

Sow - reading your posts I thought you would enjoy that one.  nothing personal....I mean I don't know you - how can it be personal?

it was funny though....come on...admit it.....

She looks happy to be out, but she'll miss prison sex. You just wait, she'll get her butt throw back in jail just to get some more action from some broads who make rosie o'donnell look like audrey hepburn.

I'd like to spend a night in Paris.