"...let's just say you won't have to repay those college loans."  Wanna bet?

Gee, I wonder who's lining his campaign coffers.

...and if you get food poisoning in their restaurant, they'll be happy to give you a new burger, gratis.

I was really upset to see my own name hyphenated as "-Superfly" on my diploma.

That is sad in a sweet way :'\

Never mind the rights of everyone around him to not be accidentally shot and killed, this a-hole DEMANDS to exercise his  CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS!!!  I am not against guns, per se, but jackarses like this guy present a very, very real danger to those around him and make me want to run to the "put limits on gu...more

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Hey, isn't that Grak from Space Ghost?

Original.  Irrelevant.  Obtuse. You forgot "meth is a helluva drug" and your own LMAO.