"The judge has cited a morality clause common in Texas divorces prohibiting a parent from having a romantic partner to whom he or she is not married stay overnight while kids are there." ...He'd better be enforcing it with all couples that come into this situation or he could be impeached!

Excuse me chef...but I need to use the facilities...."Just go...just go!

If he says he didn't mean it...then he didn't mean it.  You can't make him mean it so that you can justify calling him a racist.  You called him on it...he apologized...move on...

My daughter spit on me once....she inhales her meal shakes through a tube in her throat now... ***JOKING*** ~~~~JOKE ALERT~~~

Say anything from the Bible and you'll be sure to get a thumbs down...no matter how prophetically accurate it is.

Say that to the thousands that freeze to death because they have no shelter...

Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea...Psalm 46:2

I've been to a certain place to eat.  Sometimes there are folks that come around asking for money to eat.  One lady asked me for money so that she could eat breakfast the next morning.  So I told her that I'd buy her something from the place and she could save it for the morning.  She stated that she didn't want that t...more

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