Let's see, greasy hair, weird looking nose, flat chested, man hands, and her eyes look like they're set at different heights. Honey, you're ugly inside and out.

It depends on the tattoo. Some are actual pieces of art. Others are just crud. I saw a woman once who was probably close to 6 feet tall, maybe 120 lbs at the most, but because she insisted on wearing her low rider jeans 2 sizes too small and had a paisley print tramp stamp she looked like she had a 5 pound roll of pure...more

Pluto will always be a planet to me. After all, scientists are only human and often make mistakes.

People, thin and fat, think we fatties don't own a mirror or a scale. Worse, they think they're being helpful by bullying us. They also don't want to listen to other reasons a person might be fat such as thyroid problems, medications, Polycystic Ovary Syndrome, allergies, or emotional problems such as being sexually as...more

They should apologize for making a sequel to a lousy movie in the first place. There is only one Captain James T. Kirk and that is William Shatner. The first ST movie under Abrhams was all explosions and not plot, bad acting, and terrible casting. They never should've made more.

Now, now, June doesn't let her feet be seen since a tractor ran over one.

Skank is another word for a woman with loose morals and who doesn't wash so her vulva area smells like rotten tuna fish.

Did you folks know that A&F also burns their extra stock rather than donating it because they don't want homeless people wearing their clothing? I've talked to some people who used to work for A&F. They weigh and measure you when you interview. You're not allowed to wear any of their clothing that's on sale - so if ...more

It's actually a joke product anyway. No one is really suppose to use them.