When cupcakes are outlawed, only outlaws will have cupcakes.

If you really want a great breakfast sandwich, have them make your Egg McMuffin on a biscuit instead. Delicious! Who cares if it is more calories? It is breakfast! You have the whole day to burn it off.

I know of a school that took the word "melanoma" out of a song lyric because someone in that town had died of melanoma before. True story.

We show our students the "sex movie" before they are in junior high. As long as we are teaching them to be responsible people, this kind of censorship is ridiculous. If you object to the content of a production, don't buy a ticket.

Obama phone lady said it all.

Ridiculous.

Squash! lol

Someone is trying to get on Tosh.0 for their redemption.

If you put a little bunny on the ground and don't take care of it, it will get stepped on and die. Oh well, lesson learned. NEXT!