Having a wallet full of credit cards makes me feel as if I were walking through gang territory at midnight.

Rules for advancing in the military:   1). If it moves, salute it 2). If it doesn't move, pick it up 3). If it's too big to move, paint it

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.

Toni N Toby, your fingers don't hit the wrong key "maybe once or twice", all of your posts are complete disasters of the english language. If I was a teacher and you were my student, I would have to buy an extra box of red pens just for you. You're not putting a space after a comma, you don't know the difference betw...more

"this is why I hate people and have little use for them"   You hate people and have little use for them because YOU can't spell? I'm sure an employer advertising a high paying job would feel the same way about you and your resumeh, err, I meant resume.   Instead of complaining about people bashing you, stop watchin...more

Next thing you'll tell me is that reality television isn't "real."

horseman220, why would I want to mention that cocaine comes from the leaves of the Coca plant? Do you think I just want to give away my $5,000,000 recipe?

According to the Social Scurity Administration, the average salary in the U.S. is roughly $43,000. If you make 10,000 times what Governor1970 makes (assuming he's just an average Joe), then you're pulling in $430,000,000 per year. How do you find time to make all of that money and still post on MSN?

There should be three periods after shift, not two.