Now if only they could create a device to filter the sounds...and smells of public restrooms.
Husband: "Honey, I'd like a little pussy."
Wife: "So would I...mine's as big as a house!"
(...***googles her model name and checks out some of her pictures***...)
Uhhh...what was the question again?
What did the blind man say as he walked through the fish market?
"Good morning, ladies."
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
Ada county is (basically) Boise, Idaho. Just an FYI.