Mexico is a cesspool.

These guys have anti-tank armaments.

No one should be hating on R.  Kelly.  That little ho knew what she was doing.  Kelly is a saint.  He can do my little teenage daughter and pee on her all he wants.  I loves his music.

Are we sure it's not some sort of STD?

Yeah "Manhattan" was preachy but so are most of his films.  If he didn't like that film it's because it showed his predilection for young (teenage) girls.  Woody Allen is our generation's Charlie Chaplin.

The next bounty should be $5,000 to the next pitcher to put a fastball right in Papelbum's ear.  Welcome to the National League where the DH won't protect your sorry ****.  Hamel will do it for free.  Oh wait, they're on the same team.  No matter, he'd do it anyway.  Hamel is  bush league.

Next Halloween the Sheriff will wear black face and go as Eddie Cantor and sing "Mammie".

McCauley Caulkin in a hoodie with a Glock.  A teenager's wet dream.

This is really a stupid picture to run with this story.  Politically correct teaser picture. I can't wait to read additional information/details to this home intrusion story.  I'll bet the 14 year old isn't cute McCaluley Caulkin with a big old semi-automatic  in his hand. Bah humbug!