Whose picture is at the top of the story?

It IS Moozerell!  You hicks who call it mott-sir-ella need some help.  It's freakin' Italian already!  You got a problem wit dat?

Nice move for a nice guy from New York.

Bimbo bakeries already has a Hostess cupcake knockoff on sale in bodegas in the NY area called "Penguinos".

I'd like to know when the plastic bag first showed up as a reference in the Talmud.  Probably a few thousand years before there were...plastic bags.

Eight million people watched "with baited breath".  There's something fishy about that.

Britt, are you the guy who got busted for trying to extort Letterman because he took your girlfriend away?

I heard you - it sounded like gas to me.

Physics and the simple use of leverage.