What a stupid comment. All you managed to do was denegrate female genitalia, which has nothing to do with this story, well done.

I'd rather hear a silly story like this from him than "Yeah...we tried somethin' I think was coke and we woke up surrounded by dead hookers."

Why not add baked potatoes?

The original was better

Tie between Anchorman, and the South Park movie.

If i were in a bank during a tornado, i would hide in the vault too. It's just logical.

"Chooses to eat too much"??  You really don't know much about the many causes of weight gain.

Wow, you really missed the boat.  Poor does not equal lazy.  I know plenty of poor people who work their butts off, but  bcz of a lot of crap outside their control, they barely pay the bills.   What if you made $1200/mo, your bills come to 1k/mo that leaves $50 a week to buy gas, groceries, sneakers when your shoes we...more

You have no idea what he wants, you're just transferring yours FEARS onto him, you crackpot.