Landed me 2ex's, that is just so boring.

yes, i'm living in it.

the fascinating thing about american elections is that everybody isn't lying.

i think presidential elections should be declared a public holiday. it is such an important event the feds ought to promote a carnival like atmosphere around polling places. goofy should be there, clowns.

this election is sedate compared to the clinton era. i remember, the airwaves, print media, etc. was overwhelmed, unabashedly talking about the dalliance with monica lewinsky . the salacious water cooler chatter. topics range from mildly funny to crude, the sinister connections  with some shady land deals...

this democracy thing is a complicated affair. s***, one side said he blinked more, the other says not so, big bird's status, i mean we're talking about profound issues here.

as an american i am proud to showcase the process we go through to select our glorious leader.. after trashing him like a worthless scum we say "go shake hands with the head of states you're our representative" figure that out.

revel in your elections americans, show the world the way to seize power without inserting bullets into each other. "talk all you want efing SOB, i'll talk right back".

the battle raging around us is terrifying not for mayhem and destruction but for the flung scatology. f