Nothing says love like duct tape.

I live in the U.S., so naturally, this wouldn't be covered by my shetty insurance....leave it to those damn people living with social medicine to come up with something like this.

Absolutely!  For a country as great as we try to tell the entire world that we are, the U.S.A. has a pretty crappy healthcare system.  I blame Big, Bigger and Biggest.........Phar ​ ma, Insurance Companies and Malpractice Attorneys.

The telemarketers are just doing their job........unfortuna ​ tely (for them).  Get caller ID and just don't pick up unless it's someone you know.  Have some fun - most answering machines have multi language capabilities.  I have mine speak French.  Have some more fun - I had a pushy NY Times salesman keep asking me t...more

These articles are such b.s.!  People hear me on this:  You can live on A LOT LESS THAN YOU THINK!  I went thru a Chapter 13, paid back 100% of my debt and was living on half of what I made.  I then married my fiance of 13 years and he lost his SSI and medical card.  This equates to about living on half again.  What we...more

Two guys are seated next to each other and they both appear to be playing banjos.  What do you call that?............... ​ Dueling Banjos.

And by the way...........at age 53, I damn the day women started wanting to be equal.  I'd like to figure out a way to stay home, watch soaps and worry about my husband's pants being washed properly because, let's face it, the freaking washing machine does all the freaking work!!!!

I'm a woman - this is funny   What is sexist is what my husband told my son when he was teaching him how to do laundry for himself, as well as cook, clean, write checks, etc.  He told him to learn these things and he'd get him a woman that was only good at one thing.............se ​ x.

I love surveys.  Who did you ask?  I love beards!  I love big mustaches, too.  Like Sam Elliott.  Yum!  I don't like beards on women, however!  :)