A conservative would have kicked him, shot his dog, called him a bum, and told him to get a job and stop being lazy. THOSE are the heartless SOB's you're talking about.

It's only racist if the mechanic is black, and the perp uses the black dildo to beat him with it. Then it's a black on black crime...   hehehe anyone? Comeon, you guys know you chuckled. ;)

It's time to abolish the ADA.

Rosco, I'm talking about FREE education for people in prison. I don't even think you can get FAFSA or w/e with a criminal record. I mean if you give them an Associates in Business or something, you'll essentially be giving them something that will help land them a job, even with a criminal record. People commit crimes ...more

Bro, you cant leave the story at a cliffhanger. Did you do her? Car or Bathroom? DETAILS.

Or, you could take away weights and excercise and the internet and the cable, and make them read and earn a degree while in prison...you know...rehabilitate them so when they get out they don't commit more crimes and come back? 'Cus chess is totally a goal and a skillset that is going to help them later in life, really...more

I would have suspected him of being a terrorist too. The FBI was right to question him, and this was in no way racial profiling like people are about to claim in the comments. STFU bleeding hearts.

Don't tell the bleeding hearts that. They'd rather "do it the right way" and send in a team of soldiers to get possibly maimed, killed, or wounded in the process of trying to capture one. This is why everyone hates groups like Code Pink.   If they don't like drone warfare, then they are more than able to go to an Arm...more

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