Is that you Mitt?

I can visualize the Del Taco think tank - ***hmmm, we all love burritos, but it just needs way more carbs***   lol

Oh scary post Larry! No, all a dog needs is cheap food, rabies shot, and shelter. If it gets sick and would cost over $500 to fix, sorry fido. All you people thinking they are kids crack me up. Millions of dogs/cats are put down each year, so just be glad I adopted one.

Nope. Have you seen my red Swingline stapler?

Sure, itemize the additional cost of feeding a family of four and get back with us.

$2M in savings and a 12 y/o truck at age 66. I admire what you've done, but I hope you start treating yourself and your wife to something soon!

Lighten up Pat. I don't hate our country, President, etc., so if another country is where I want to retire (probably due to a tropical climate) then mind your own business.

Yes, we understand inflation. Inflation is irrelevant to the author's point. Which is that he could afford a brand new, $25,000,000 home if he wished, but that is not his mindset.

Would you like some cheese with that whine?