or maybe Sandy affected the east coast and this tornado affected HIS state

found MY cats diary "Our servant was away all day today -- hunting food for us.  She came home with lots of tiny little cans (the expensive stuff) and a roasted turkey breast.  and recently she bought us a new alpaca wool blanket, and a cozy cotton beach towel to sleep on.  We will keep her as long as she recognizes us...more

the absolute worst name I ever saw was Shiton.  No kidding, this was how it was written on an application card by his/er parent.  I felt so sorry for the kid (an 8 yr old at the time)  --  he still had Jr.High ahead of him.

has anyone seen a picture of this CEO -- he's old, fat, and ugly.  Just what are his motives for wanting only young, attractive women?  Sounds like he should be investigated.

all parents-to-be should invest in three extra sets of keys.

and here's proof that insanity is a world wide problem

the cat in #1 is not a hose holder.  He's waiting for a human and then he will turn on the water.  gotcha

me either

actually, my thought was how did he survive to the age he is?