Here lies Bern.  It was his turn.  Now that he's gone, it's too late to learn.  A fire took him, how awful the burn.  Thank you Wal Mart for the wonderful urn.

wowcantbelieveit0231 - At least now you can use those food stamps at Costco.

tj1977 – people can sell their food stamp cards for cash and then buy whatever they want like booze & cigarettes.  All the people on food stamps that are on the internet are using it for higher education? – apparently some of them are on the chat rooms.  We can’t force a deadbeat man to pay child support?  – I’ll do it...more

I get a kick out of these funeral directors saying how we all shouldn't skimp on funerals.  "It's disrespectful".  People spend on lattes & cigarettes but skimp on funerals.  I say so what?  Money should be spent on the living, not the dead.   If we spend a lot of money on a funeral is it going to bring them back?  Tha...more

Here lies Les.  He wants to confess.  He wouldn't have died if he'd given his best.  When it came to life, he failed the test.  At this time of sorrow we do not jest.  Thank you Wal Mart for giving us "More for Less".

BKTorres - You attacked WalMart & all of us.  I guess it's ok when you do it cause you're a funeral director.

BKTorres - Personally what you do is worthless to me because like I said, "in & out of the oven, coffee can - problem solved".  However, Wal Mart's price is probably a lot closer to reality than the jacked-up prices you guys charge.

Yeah, like spending a lot of money on a funeral is going to bring them back.  People get suckered into the guilt thing - oh, if I don't spend a lot of money on the deceased it means I don't love & respect them.  Bull.  I try to love & respect people while they're alive.  It doesn't matter after they're dead cause they ...more

Wal Mart doesn't get up in the middle of the night?  Bull.  They have people working round the clock all over the world.  They move tons of merchandise all over the world & you're telling me that they can't move a 300 pound blubber down the stairs?  Guess again.