i'm pretty sure if I tried this i'd end up on America's funniest home videos for flying off it and wrecking whatever was behind me

whats the world coming to when some kids cant have a lil harmless fun without being in some type of trouble. if this is the case shouldnt everypne be in jail at this point?

I watched the cat clip with a cup of folgers =)

Everything seems politically incorrect these days. Just walk out your door and i'm sure you're bound to offend someone somewhere. When did society get so damn screwed up?

b4 I read the 1st one I thought it was a green joint =D

the 1 place I used to live had geese and they used to chase everyone. well after awhile I said the hell with it nd let the male bite my hand everytime I came home from work and started petting him. well my wife decided after awhile since they started being friendly she'd share her iced tea with the male. he loved it bu...more

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

when I found out my wife was pregnant with my son back in 2000 I can honestly say shocked was my reaction considering we had been trying for 5 years and just thought it couldn't happen. when the doc walked in he said congrats your pregnant the doc looks at me and starts laughing my wife looks at me starts laughing and ...more

Maybe Bill Gates can just figure out how to make a holodeck like in star trek "the 1's in Voyager come to mind" that'd take care of a few problems