"Female priest" = square circle. Luckily, these old liberal hags won't be around much longer because no one wants to follow them. Liberal "Christianity" is as much doomed as it is a poorly thought out sick joke.

I love how the economists are constantly analyzing every little movement in the market trying to predict what will come next, when they were totally blind to the GIANT CRASH in 2008. Good job, guys. Why should we listen to anything you people say? You couldn't see the canyon we fell into when we were right in front of ...more

"Reason for the delay? Really big cotton crop!" -Norm Macdonald, on SNL, circa 1995.

"Change," "ruin," "potato," "po-tah-to." Baby boomers ruin everything they touch. Their sixties and seventies trash is what ruined this country. I'm glad the generation that destroyed the Western world is finally reaping their just deserts.

"Nothing matters at this point because America is doomed. The takers outnumber the makers." Bingo! Falling birth rates will doom all of Western civilization. And the American population is actually set to decline for the first time ever. Birth rates are now 1.9 children per woman. So much for that overpopulatio...more

"Put the wars on the budget"?! Yeah, five trillion dollars of debt is "putting the wars on the budget." Hi, I'm earth, have we met?

"Every society gets the government it deserves." -Joseph de Maistre. People, stop bitching about how worthless your leaders are. You elected them, and you continue to support a worthless government ruling over a worthless society full of worthless individuals. This country deserves every last thing it's getting. ...more

Relax, folks. No one is seceding. This country will be bankrupt and impoverished long before that could ever happen.