A lot of spending on dogs... considering mine have been eating my homework since 1st grade.

Hey henrou, you can't reason with stupidity.   We've been overwhelmed by the uninformed.  You used too many big words.  The only ones he understood were "free lunch".

I can only carry so much pity in me.  And, what I do have... it sure as hell ain't for Phil Mickelson!

Talk about reaching.  I'm surprised that the article didn't try to make a case of how it'll traumatize our poor dogs... one less day for the dog to chase the mailman!

My wife is pregnant... does anyone know where I can get a Fetus Phone Unlimited Call Plan?

I sleep better at night knowing that the same bureaucrats (both parties) that write these rules for us, the great unwashed, are not subject to these rules themselves.   I wouldn't want them inconvenienced.                             **************************************************************** The French may be c...more

I'll stick with the only two honest sports left... Roller Derby and Wrestling!   :)

It'll go well with my $600,000 Comcast bill.

If you are borrowing money from your kids, and they are still in grade school... you may be in financial trouble. If you got a 7 year car loan, to pay off your 8 year old car... you may be in financial trouble. If you are thinking of charging your dog rent... you may be in financial trouble. If you live in your pare...more