I would guess that the husband can't cook or sew.

Women need to have some time to enjoy life.

Sorry, I did not see your comment about cat skeletons in trees until I had posted my letter.  I do agree, there ain't any.

Risk your life for a cat?  In your life, how many cat skeletons have you seen in trees?  Hunger and thirst gets 'em down at no risk to people.

Vodka labels would work also.

When the plant has it's meltdown all signs of bad engineering, construction and maintenance will be gone.  We can then build another plant with the same engineering, construction and the same maintenance procedures. Full employment at last.

I recommend purchasing stock in "Vaseline".  I see a great increase in its use as our "big brother" gets more and more intimate with us.

Mayor Bloomberg's concern for our safety is spreading.

YET.