Oh, never mind. This one is too easy.

Best wedding advice: Don't do it!

I didn't know George W. Bush was in the audience, and he still avoided being hit by a shoe.

Who let the dog out ? (Woof ! Woof! Woof-woof! )

It's a dog eat dog world.

I remember the day I was fertilized.

I love the chili chihuahuas with plenty of mustard.  They taste like chicken.

If Shaq had farted the whole set would have come crashing down. Ernie Johnson would have reduced to a pile of ashes.

In the words of Root Boy Slim:  Ignite it!