I honestly wouldn't recommend coming here if you aren't prepared for all the hidden risks that lie around here. Other than that, and if you're considering coming up here, welcome to the Dakotas.

Anyone sense greed?

Anyone agree that local pizzas are the best?

Local pizza is the only way to go. Love Happy Joes Pizza...

Maybe... my man period is acting up a bit. I NEED MY FRIES

But I love Pizza Hut's diarrhea.

Like if you prefer a different branch of Pizza.

I find this offensive for those who don't drive... wouldn't they be losing money since they're cutting delivery as well? Oh well, I guess they want to lose to Pizza Hut or some other pizza joint around my place. OM NOM NOM MOFO.

Make this the worst comment of this article.