The proofreader was on break.

I'll agree w/ WBC when pigs grow wings and fly.

Um, yeah.

When Hell is one giant ice rink.

My punishment for my kid if he bullied someone would be grounding, giving him/her a computer that could only be used for school, if he/she wants to watch TV it would be the 3 local channels. and hanging out w/ friends would be for studying.

I live in Canyon, TX, middle of the TX Panhandle, and the last time I heard the tornado sirens go off in the area was 3 yrs ago.

Texas Hill Country and South Texas

Area of a circle=pi(r^2). No cakes are squared, pies are round.

Don't forget about Boss's Day