Maybe they think you're a celery stalker . . .

My Shepherd mix, Shadow Wolf, is a rescue; beaten and kicked by someone who did not deserve to have her or any other animal. Some time after she came to live with me, I made a mistake and bent down to give her a kiss on the top of her head and the next thing I knew my entire face was in her jaws. She did not clamp down...more

Oh man, I'm still picking myself up off the floor after that quip (and I'm a member of two state bars, so I can laugh all I want). Just perfect . . .

And I start my day snickering in spite of myself - old joke, but well done

Inappropriate, but you gotta laugh at that comment anyway . . .

Perfect!

Best post of the month!

Oh come on, lighten up - that was funny - it could just as easily be a husband reference. And Bob's a big boy who can take care of himself.

Best post of the day!