You should enter a spelling bee.

Please people! Wornoutfromwieners meant no disrespect to Mr. Diamond. He merely intended to proclaim to the world that he (Wornoutfromwieners) is a pedophile. Hence his self-descriptive pseudonym.

I guess Princeton is closed today and all the geniuses are here commenting.

MSNnow should move their offices to Sheffner...preferably directly over a sinkhole

I always buy American cars. The Japanese cars last too long. When my American car starts to fall apart after 50,000 miles I trade it in for a new one. I always have a new car and a nice loan.

Check out Around the World video! Made for $50 by the directorial genius T.Ed Kowalski, the inventor of the Robot Dance! These guys are too hip! And French!! Remember-the French invented cheese!

Zanjaya looks a lot different than he did on American Idol

Randy is the best! His comments are awesome! The fat guy with the big fiddle stunk but Jessica was awesome! Her song will be number one soon! She is almost as good as Ke$ha! I love the way Niki talks she has a lot of awesome voices, but Randy is the tops!

I went to the V A in Cleveland and asked for Sgt Frank. They said "hahaha!! Sgt Frank is busy...he is always busy typing on the computer with one hand and playing with his winkie with the other hand!"