Retire as early as you can. Save as much and spend as little as possible. Die early so your kids can start building for their retirement. If you live too long and get sick, it's all gone.

He's probably not far off from the government's way of thought.

Stop thinking "portfolio" and start thinking actual cash in hand.

Only in swimming pools? No fecal matter in ponds or lakes? How about rivers? There have been reports of fecal matter in public drinking water.

Hey there Ebit, how's your Enron stock doing?

Gee, thanks for the commercial. I hope you were adequately compensated.

Anywhere that you can retire in is the best place! Most will never be able to retire at all due to the overspending and overtaxing government, whether it's run by Democrats or Republicans.

Ask an expert? Find one who has been right about this market!!

"I'm from the government and I'm here to help."  As Ronald Regan said, these are the scariest words anyone will ever hear.