I was going to be an English major when I realized that I'd probably end up teaching brats that I didn't like then - or, if I were extremely lucky, I'd have been a writer. I procrastinate too much to write anything successfully (just look at my laptop for confirmation. It's full of half-written stories). Now I'm a p...more

Thank you for your service. You've done a damn good job in life already, and you're still working.

Much like Queen of Frickin Everything below me, I also did this for six years. Not only did I not have time to visit any lockers in between classes, Jr. High had no lockers (except the ones you shared in Gym) and High only had personal Gym lockers.   Seriously, get over it. It builds muscles.

1000000xYES x.x I hate Valentine's Day!

Marsha Corder -   He was replying to Sick-n-Tired2757 about how Sick said "Everything I do I do for ME! (and my children of course)" and how that was the ONLY mention of children in her rant. I hate to disappoint you but 143534's post had nothing to do about you. Maybe someday someone will actually care enough to w...more

>.> Damn ninjas cutting onions at work...

They had to put it in for the PC police.   But who knows - maybe someone has!

God says to turn the other cheek... but I'm sure He'll forgive me when I cheer for Anonymous and anyone who decides to egg the church/homes of the members.   Some people just need to be b*tch slapped. Over and over again. >.> May God have mercy on their souls - because I sure as Hell won't.

>.> Woman looks pretty nifty, but I'd rather cuddle with the lion.   Seriously, you can get laid damn near any time you want - how often would you get the chance to be that close to a lion cub?