What an idiot, he has to put Jennifer down in order to appease his guilt over his affair with Angelina while still married. Only someone without morals and then blame " drugs " would do that.

What an idiot , as a Bostonian I'm outraged, he owes us a big apology. As is always said, stupid is as stupid does.

To think anyone would refer to a 9 year old  with that word needs to be fired immediately. The Onion needs to do more than just apologize. How completely inappropriate .

@ J Bird    Anyone who is demeaning enough to call someone a  " retard " is one !! It was an honest mistake , what's your excuse ?

Making little kids cry  on purpose is not only not funny it's cruel. You ought to be ashamed of yourself Jimmy Fallon !!