When I first heard about the company Tyco, I thought it had something to do with RC cars. What a disappointment.

I've always loved the ideas presented in the Jetsons. If Amazon helps us get closer to that world, more power to 'em! @Iron Mike -- dude, robots don't "steal" jobs, they improve efficiency. It's not the same as outsourcing. If I send a job to China, it's gone. If I send a job to a robot, someone had to manufacture t...more

I remember when Guess was popular...15+ years ago. I thought they had closed since then. But that was a (for lack of a better explanation) really bad, umm, "guess."

Dell? network security? pleh. That's like saying Microsoft and reliable game consoles that don't face the "red ring of death" and cost the company $1 billion+ in repair fees. But hey...wait a minute! Microsoft DID incur $1 billion+ in repair fees because of faulty consoles!

I once knew a girl named Tiffany. She liked really expensive things. Ironic, no? As for Swatch...they still exist? Who knew. I thought they'd be extinct by now.

Chinese car sales stall. Hah! That's hilarious. As if a Chinese car would "stall." That'd never happen. Only American cars stall. That never happens to Japanese cars, Korean cars, or any other car out there. (Note the sarcasm.)

Coming soon: 5% interest on all trivial tweets.

Dish take down AT&T? no waaaaaaay. dish can't take dow nothin' . i'm amazed they're still in biz.

AIG trying still? Psssht! Craziness. Seriously though, is anyone surprised? This is AIG we're talking about.