Ron Johnson may have hurt JC Penney, but he walked away with a cool 150 MILLION, I wouldn't call that a dumb mistake.

If the Government can do it, why can't the rest of us?

I see what you did there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good use of the!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Since I already have a whellchair, looks like I can do a little supplimenting on the weekends.

If a mummified woman is a Mummy, what's a mummified Man called?

Teenagers are hot property over in Hawaii after being mislead to a job that isn't there and then put to work on the streets. Time to put a bounty on pimps.

Don't like wearing uniforms? Become a stripper.

My Psychologist and my Proctologist both collaborated with each other and helped me get my head back in the right place.

Maybe we should have let the Germans have their way with Europe in the 1940's instead of protecting them.