If rogaine doesn't work, try soaking the scalp with beer!

I miss the gen-xers being younger, and can not relate to what most of them have grown into. See also: http://diymusician.cdbaby.com/2010/06/are-you-too-old-to-make-it/

And hamburger is not even cheaper than ground turkey anymore.  I buy it less than once a year now!  (maybe after hearing this, I won't at all.)

I knew it was "over" for Radio Shack when they stopped carrying the thing they were unique for (electronic hobbyist supplies) - It's less than Walmart's electronic section now.  What will replace them for this niche market?

"unless we go to War on our own shores"  It may actually happen; especially if this beef with the 99% goes nuquelar!

If I beat the lottery I would actually use the TV news interview to say that I wish to relive what those younger days might have been like if I were not financially limited.

"gun shy"  ? Looks like gun sales have been "shooting" up lately!

I'm always thinking "false modesty" when financial news people always say "Energy" when they mean oyole?  Something like hiding your hallybertin and exXon stocks under some kind of homage to the alternative energy movement.  When talking about oahl, why not say Oahl? Oahl! Black Gold! Texas Tea! Or maybe nobody ...more

Rememer the "Pet Rock"(tm)?