The parties being sued need to countersue and bankrupt that moron.  As a once big fan of "Two and a Half Men", It pains me to say I have nothing but contempt for Charlie Sheen and wish him nothing but negative happenings for the rest of his (probably short) life.

I didn't know Lindsay Lohan had a twin brother...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, the next _______________".  (fill in the blank with the name of a dead, self-indulgent celebrity).

Where were they for the 20 or so years while he spiraled into his self-destruction? But I'm sure they will say "it's not about the money".  More useless cases where only the attorneys make any money.  You have to love our legal system.