This is what American unity, grit, determination, compassion, resilience, patriotism, and volunteerism is all about.  Despite devastation, crime, terrorism, racism, political bickering, or whatever, it is we, the people, who can come together to make our nation better.

Damn Vandals.  Why don't they go back to 5th century north-central Europe, where they belong.

Joey, have you ever been in a... a Turkish prison?   Joey...  you like movies about gladiators?

KNIGHTS: Charge! [squeak squeak squeak] KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh!, Aaaugh!, etc. ARTHUR: Run away! Run away! KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away!... TIM: Ha ha ha ha! Ha haw haw! Ha! Ha ha! ARTHUR: Right. How many did we lose? LANCELOT: Gawain. GALAHAD: Ector. ARTHUR: And Bors. That's five. GALAHAD: Three, sir. A...more

Note the last two lines of these lyrics:   Bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my Bicycle races are coming your way So forget all your duties oh yeah! Fat bottomed girls they'll be riding to...more

Driver "looked like a 'stunned mullet'".     Was he wearing one?

Everything I have ever read about Neanderthals has stated that they had a LARGER, not smaller, brain volume than H. sapiens (modern humans)...  H. neanderthalensis also had an average brain size of 1,450 cc with a range from 1,125cc to 1,750cc. The average modern H. sapiens brain size today is 1,330cc.   So, what's t...more

Awesome.  I wonder if he could think of a way to convert this waste to power small reactors for propulsion (or at least energy production) of spacecraft?

And melamine.... mmmmm, yummy!