Would you want to share a fox hole with Lauer?  No way.

That the reward for attaining the 33rd degree of Masonry is that one gets to see the body of Christ.  Pretty heavy, huh?

China is not the worry.  Wait until India comes online.  The difference is that the Chinese are educated and want to climb the salary ladder whereas there are millions of uneducated Indians just waiting for jobs that pay a pittance.

Pot will get you through times of no social security better than social security will get you through times of no pot.  Paraphrasing the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers and Mr. Natural.

The square hole in the coin represents that China was the center of the world and was probably brought to Africa in 1421.

The slave forgot the mantra 'when one meets an Indian and a cobra, one should kill the Indian first'.

The last words heard were "I am going to make a bitch out of you yet".

First step; ascertain whether a pet bear also **** in the woods.

They tried a bounty in S. America about 40 years ago to get rid of the Fer-de-Lance.  All it accomplished was to get the peasants to start breeding them in order to collect the bounty.