Yeah, me too. Moderation is the key.

You actually can eat what you want.  You just can't eat as much as you want of whatever you want.

Olives are food from the Gods.

I thought that only happened with cats.  So gross.

Well, shucks.  Ya'll better redneckanize!  I got some southern relatives that are essentially the black version of a redneck, cowboy boots big a** buckles, rifles, farm-dwelling bible thumping. We just call them country.

Even teenagers and thin 20-somethings have cellulite.  For about 90% of us women it comes with being female.  If you want to see less of it and less sagging as you age, exercise and in particular weight training help.

LOL. I lost 175 lbs of my hairy, drain clogging ex.  I feel fantastic!!!!

True.  It's a simple formula unless you have some type of metabolic issue.

I always tip my delivery folks and wait staff 20% unless they are just absolute douche bags