Socialism began 11/06/12?  Think again! Try 1971, when we went off the gold standard.

Hell, we knew when we overthrew Ghadaffi that a terrotist/Taliban attack was in the works. All part of the neocon plan, so don't act so surprised!

Alltel prepay on Verizon network, I'll keep it until it tombstones.

When I get too old to wipe my own backside, it's time to cash in the chips!   Maybe that ex-governor from CO was right, we all have a duty to die.

Cash in @ 62, if you're not forced into retirement earlier!  I recall our investment advisor saying right before the crash in '08, don't worry, the following generations will continue to buy stocks.  With what?

My 2020 retirement plan. Turn 65, rob a bank.  Go to prison. Room, 3 squares/day, and health care. Problem solved.

Flux capacitor/time travel optional?