If he's got seven in one month, he'd better keep them straight!   Sorry that it isn't as romantic as notches on a stick,  or daisy petals, but that's Mars & Venus, The fact that he's applying a systematic method is only a slight extension of using a computer and website in order to select and meet.   C'mon, either you ...more

I'd ask Bill Gates and Warren Buffet.  They've got experience with this.  I could chum around with them!  :-)

Truthfully, I read about people in the paper that luck and the world has just dumped on.  I'd send them a sum of money sufficient to give them a boost up, but not so much as to make them feel they can be useless.  I'd also like to send money to those I see that have really done something special, and who need some spon...more

I would just buy a huge pile of gold coins and swim around in it, like Scrooge McDuck. But I wouldn't let anyone know, because living in the litigous state of California, you know some illiterate opportunist will "trip" on your doorstep and sue you for 600 million dollars. Oh, and I'd contribute $100,000,000 to who...more

I saw Gallagher in 1972 at UCI's Patogh coffee house, where you sit on the floor in front of a slightly elevated stage.  I can tell you, the Sledge-o-Matic inspires sheer terror when you're only three feet away! Get well, old friend.  Listen to your doctors.  To limit exertion, perhaps you need to add a "Sledge-girl"...more

This should be a hoot.  Sheldon meeting Stephen Hawking should be like Amy Farrah Fowler getting a tiara.   :-)

Obviously:  The Star-Spangled Banner!   They can play it at all the baseball games.   It would be an improvement over some of the renditions we've heard.

He practiced Tae-Kwan-Ho, Cun*-Fu, and Jud-ho. Well, the first thing you need when you open such an establishment is a good bouncer (!), and he had the skills. He's enterprising, you've got to give him that. And he's more successful than the American Government at running such a place. (referring to the IRS takeo...more

There are two factors at work here.  One is the amount of fuel required to move a pound of lading (luggage or flesh) from source to destination.  The other is the amount of paying customer space taken up by said customer.  The first is easily resolved by the proposal of Professor Singer.  Weigh each passenger with thei...more