Oh shut it, Mirhaydari. You're so annoying.

Most of you uptight folks really need to pull the stick out of your butt. Lighten up for crissakes.

Another Republican President. Now there's a catalyst for a market crash if ever there was one.

Come on, Apple, I've got $15K riding on you.

Mirhaydari says bear market, so that means the bull market's going to continue.

When doesn't the market overreact? Their little tantrum today in response to Obama's re-election was quite amusing.

To Repubs, massive increases in military spending plus huge tax cuts for the rich minus some cuts to "entitlements" equals a balanced budget. They've always been like that. Nobody understands them. It's just the way they are.

Thanks 'bro, glad you're having a rally, too. It ain't all gloom and doom out there, is it? People with the stones to stick with their investment strategies, rather than selling everything and hiding in cash, have done VERY well over the last four years.

Ha, it didn't stop MY rally. Today, Masco Corp is up 2.5%, Alcoa is up 3.7%, NovaBay Pharma is up 11.2%, Tata Motors is up 5.3%, MSCI EAFE is up 1.5%, emerging markets are up 3.7%. My overall portfolio is up 2.3%. You've got to have the RIGHT stocks and funds, not just any ol'.