this from the country that loved Benny Hill???
the only planes I have been on which offer wifi are Southwest on their shortest flights.....on the longer flights it isnt offered, and only on one plane out of six.....for them to really know the validity of the offering it needs to be done on bigger scale. They will never know unless they offer it across the board.
Stitch it shut???? Haha, like the man isnt as stupid?? REALLY???? Cutting off the sperm supply would do the trick quite nicely as well.