I'm doin' two of my neighbors wives, so I guess there is some truth in this. They both know about each other and are asking me about doing a threesome soon.

I saw that plane on the runway in SF a couple years ago.  It has "Pillowbiter Express" printed on the tail section. Very appropriate!

How about asking a woman if she is really tired and if she asks "why", tell her because she has been running around in my head all day.

A woman once said to me " I'd like to baste you in barbecue sauce and work you like a rib"!

Once I was asked if I would like to dance and when I said "no thank you" she said "well then I suppose a blow job is out of the question"?!