I want Liz to massage my holdings.

How many of these Wal-Mart customers would come to your door and ask to use your toilet? 50%, 80% ?   How many would just go on your driveway? 75%,  95%?

HAHAHA Shelves with empty space "large enough for a grown man to lie down."  And if you go to "People of Wal-Mart" they often do!

Gee, what no Sears?  It isn't an MSN story without taking a dump on Sears/KMart

Tell you what. I'll have that weekly bacon cheese burger and throw away those carefree 80-90 years. I'd rather sit down to a nice meal than sit in a doctor's office for ten more years.

Live the life, pay for that life. Seriously, if something criminal goes down in that place when it's packed with customers, could they find one witness? My guess is "No, way, man!"

How does Johnson manage to keep his job? Dose he have scandalous pictures of the board dressed up in those goofy hipster outfits that JCP is pushing these days?

Our local  K-Marts are good stores filled with good stuff and a stable staff of competent, pleasant workers. The local Wal-Marts are magnets for every thief and loser in the area. I go into the Target to take a dump, they have nice restrooms and leave. I don't need a hipster waste paper basket. I guess it's all relativ...more

How exciting! MAybe Screech can flash his big ol' crank for the gang. HAHAHA