If you made Barbie fat, then you would get protesters complaining that she promotes obesity.  If you made her ugly, no little girl would want to play with her.  Protesters are just control freaks in this situation.  If you're a parent and don't like Barbie, then don't buy it for you kids.

LOL!  That was great.

He looks like a dawg.

If it's the same as passing out due to 'watching' too much porn, then yes I have fainted.

I would give it to the government so they could do the right thing with it.  Oh hell, who am I kidding?  Free beer and movies, here I come.

Damn GPS!!!

I'm sorry, did I say drive-thru?  I meant drive around.

That's not what we meant when we said 'contact' lenses.

The person driving the car is no looker.