Um, maybe a Doctor visit is in order?

Sorry there, but if you are reporting actual facts then do so.  If they entered the US illegally, then you are an illegal immigrant.  If they don't like the moniker they can always go through the proper channels.

Dogs, the best deal we ever made with Mother Nature.

You mean if I like my plan I *WON'T* be allowed to keep it?  So, one more lie?

Sure, just like any taxpayer out there.  Looking for ways to only pay the minimum amount that is still within the code.  So???

Now we hear that doctors have recommended he go home and retire.  Yep, a vision of health there.  I'm going fishing and I practice catch and filet.

Isn't that all a kilt is?

Time for a new Chief of NASA.

Highly unlikely. In my family the average male lives well into their 80's. This lettuce eating fart machine already looks like he has one foot in the grave.