Beef curtains.

Weird!

I sh!t my pants.

I worked in parts dept in a Chevrolet dealership years ago. We would search for parts with flashlights. No power in a dealership doesn't matter to the owners.

If a 100,000 people downloaded them then I'm sure a few of those will repost the blueprints on other websites.

That's hilarious!

I only use sea salt.

Shoot 'em and grill 'em

Fries with gravy and cheese are good. Liquified in a carbonated soda doesn't sound like something I would even try.