I always knew those damn things were loaded!

yeah i've done this a couple of times. Just don't make it permanent. The other way is too hire the best looking call girl you can find. not some street hooker but a pro. Show up at a family function and watch the fun.

wearing that ****ing outfit i can see why.

none of this crap will work. get her drunk and bring in the midgets! don't forget the lube. happy motoring.

She should of hit the gym...what a pig! she probably paid the guy.

you JW people have bigger problems than pornography.

You sir are what they call a premature ejaculator. You have to build up stamina. Try using animals unless in your country you consider animals magic or something. In that case try inflatable women. good luck.

yeah you dont have to stick a finger in them toget them warm.

my wife has her hand in a box of ding dongs right now! when i want sex i visit my girlfriends on Pornhub! It may not be love..but it feels alright!