Some of them need a lot of training... and some just need glasses.

Better yet, how many US citizens actually know the entire National Anthem???

Give her a break.  How many of you know "Oh, Canada?"

With that many deductions, they don't pay any Fed and probably not any state taxes.

Plan better.  Pump before getting on the plane.  Simple.

This is a bunch of horse hockey!  Even though they were given passes by an employee, they are not employed by the airline and should be allowed to dress as they please.

If it weren't for that fact that we are still in March, I would think this was an April Fool's joke.  Alas, it is a joke nonetheless.  What idiot wouldn't answer the call of nature?

She could have been saying dog.  I'm just saying...

Lock the door at night and toddlers won't wander...