Ah, a revenue collector bites the pension dust.

Yeah, and you can get good deals on christmas trees after christmas, too!

I have a much, much better idea... just have more sex!

Eat a corn dog whilst exercising and that'd be a threesome.

the iGyrate machine.... So, now we know why North Korea hates the South.

Don't worry... the American version will be a two-seater... and motorized... with a cup holder and ashtray.

I lost 26-lbs in 1-weekend doing this... but I can't remember her name.

I can see doing that to a 12-pack... But a gas can!?!

I wouldn't be a "security guard" without a gun... or at least a spear. May as well call yourself  someone who wants to be beat up. That guy's lucky they didn't jump him. They'll probably find out that it was her husband and brother who wanted the car keys.