well i stand up next to a mountain and i chop it down with the edge of my hand

these dogs are nothing but glorified rats

if she didnt have all that moose in her hair maybe she wouldnt have fallen through the ice.

i would keep every cent to myself and tell everybody else to bleep off

didnt these people just read about this lady that was just killed by a lion,how stupid can the stupid get

i would be more affraid of finding a set of false teeth in the cake considering its walmart

im sure jane fonda could teach them all the exercises they need just by useing her anti aircraft video workout

its nice to no that the kardashian sisters can have some positive effects on somebodys life

nothing like the version of the jimi hendrix star spangle banner to get the blood flowing